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Total Medals Earned: 169 (From 53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,815 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Locked Medal Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Locked Medal Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Locked Medal Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Locked Medal Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Locked Medal Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 8/30/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 8/30/09
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/4/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/4/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/4/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
Locked Medal REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Locked Medal Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Locked Medal Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Locked Medal Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Locked Medal Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Locked Medal Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Locked Medal Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Locked Medal Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Locked Medal Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Locked Medal Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Locked Medal Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Locked Medal Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Locked Medal Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Locked Medal Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Locked Medal Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Locked Medal Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Locked Medal Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Locked Medal ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Locked Medal Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Belial Chapter 2

Out of the Frying Pan Unlocked 12/13/11
5 Points Get out of the elevator
First Legion Unlocked 12/13/11
10 Points Get a legion leader to join your party
Locked Medal Fork It 25 Points Collect 15 forks
Locked Medal Speed Demon 25 Points Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Through the Gates of Hell Unlocked 12/13/11
25 Points Game completed

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/16/09
5 Points Level Up once.
Locked Medal Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Locked Medal Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
Locked Medal The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Locked Medal Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 12/25/11
5 Points Beat Island Beast
Chibi-mage Unlocked 12/25/11
10 Points Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 12/25/11
10 Points Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 12/25/11
25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Locked Medal Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 12/25/11
25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Locked Medal Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)

Cigarettes

Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)

Color Follower

Locked Medal Freestyler! 5 Points Play freestyler mode
How to? Unlocked 12/17/11
5 Points Learn how to play this game, dammit
Locked Medal 1 to 5 10 Points Complete levels 1 to 5
Locked Medal 11 to 15 10 Points Complete levels 11 to 15
Locked Medal 6 to 10 10 Points Complete levels 6 to 10
Locked Medal 16 to 20 25 Points Complete levels 16 to 20
Locked Medal 21 to 25 50 Points Complete levels 21 to 25
Locked Medal All 30 100 Points Complete all 30 levels to beat the game

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)